I know you want to come inside when it's not warm out but I really would prefer that you don't come to my room. We've had many run-ins, hence why your relatives are in my vacuum right now. I really didn't enjoy when your buddy landed on my t.v. remote and I didn't realize it until I was flipping through channels. Not cool. If you know what's good for you, I'd hit the road before I declare all out war. I suggest you go bother my neighbor, she's annoying and doesn't throw out her trash regularly so if you were accidentally stomped on and emitted your lovely odor, she wouldn't even know!! Thanks a bunch! Now buzz off!!
Sincerely,
PreppyGirl
(Do any of you have stink bugs where you live? Doesn't that picture just gross you OUT?! Blahhhhh)
