Friday, April 3, 2009

Dear Stink Bugs,


I know you want to come inside when it's not warm out but I really would prefer that you don't come to my room. We've had many run-ins, hence why your relatives are in my vacuum right now. I really didn't enjoy when your buddy landed on my t.v. remote and I didn't realize it until I was flipping through channels. Not cool. If you know what's good for you, I'd hit the road before I declare all out war. I suggest you go bother my neighbor, she's annoying and doesn't throw out her trash regularly so if you were accidentally stomped on and emitted your lovely odor, she wouldn't even know!! Thanks a bunch! Now buzz off!!
Sincerely,
PreppyGirl



(Do any of you have stink bugs where you live? Doesn't that picture just gross you OUT?! Blahhhhh)

8 comments:

  1. hahaha, i'm not completely sure yet, but things were good when we saw each other. I just believe in giving people a second chance. everyone makes mistakes.

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  2. oh, we have a different kind here in CO, but they make me squirm.

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  3. oh. my god. we live in an 85 year old twin and i thought it was just the house. i woke up with one staring at me from the lampshade on my nightstand. i screamed bloody murder. PLEASE tell me you've figured out some sort of solution to keep them far, far away.. because they freak me the hell out! seriously? i flush at LEAST one a day down the toilet.. still alive.. hoping he will somehow send out the signal to tell his relatives to keep away!!!

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  4. Your best bet for keeping those little things out (not just for PreppyGirl, but for anyone with bug problems) is to find out where they come in from and spray that little area with Ortho Home Defense Max. If you don't know where they're coming from, spray it around the baseboards for the entire perimeter of the room. If you have a house, you can also use it in a granular form by sprinkling it around the outside of your house. The thing is, this will keep them from coming in, but if they're already inside, you've got a problem.

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  5. Omg I screamed opening your page!!!


    Ok well I almost did. Gross gross eww!

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  6. eek! that would definitely freak me out!

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  7. Ew! Thankfully no stink bugs here in Kentucky...(that I know of! yikes!)
    But, we have what I think is more than our fair share of mosquitos. For some reason they seem quite a bit less intimidating when I look at that scary picture! haha

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